1. [ :| ] Scroll through countless profiles
2. [ :Q ] Stumble upon “the one”
3. [ :) ] Re-read profile to make sure
4. [ 8) ] Act cool, send witty message
5. [ :/ ] Await response, hope message did not go into black hole
6. [ :D ] Receive witty message back
7. [ :P ] Flirt flirt
8. [ ? ] Meet for first date
9. [ X( ] Second date not in the cards. Back to stage 1
three screenshots captured each workday for an entire year
